Sunday, May 24, 2026

My Colbert Questionnaire

Sure, I'll bite—because it's fun. And even though I didn't watch The Late Show (except randomly on FB shares), I will miss Stephen Colbert. I also fully anticipate that he has something up his sleeve that will delight us . . .  I would say all, but we know that a good 30 percent of this country does not begin to understand or even want to care about Colbert or his humor or those to whom his humor appeals. So anyway, here we go:

1. What is the best sandwich?

"Best" is difficult to define, but I do know that if I go to a restaurant and it's lunchtime and tuna melt is on the menu, that's what I order.

2. What was the first concert you attended?

Jethro Tull, with Steeleye Span as opener, 1973. SS's Gaudete knocked me for a loop. It was Tull's "Passion Play" tour. 

3. What is the scariest animal?

I was not exactly attacked by a mama javelina in Arizona once, but man, yeah, she was scary.

4. Apples or oranges?

Apples. Crunch.

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

Jean-Claude Killy, the skier, at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. It would've been about 1969. I have seen a few other famous people (Ronald Reagan, Laurence Fishburne, Sean Penn, the Dalai Lama) at various venues, but I was no longer an autograph seeker.  

6. What do you think happens when we die?

What Keanu Reaves said.

7. Favorite action movie?

Die Hard. (Me and George Clooney and Ethan Hawke, just sayin'.)

8. Window or aisle seat?

Window.

9. Favorite smell?

Petrichor.

10. Least favorite smell?

Oh please.

11. What is your earliest memory?

I'm afraid it was when in nursery school I peed my pants and had to be sent home. Though you know I'm sitting here searching for something better. Like, I really wish I remembered being terrorized by the emu at the Healesville Wildlife Sanctuary in Victoria, Australia, on my third birthday, when it did its best to pluck the red ribbon out of my hair, but all I have is stories to that effect. . . . (And I'm making up the red detail there.)

12. Cats or dogs?

Both. We have (had: our beloved Milo, 15, died in January) both, and they both bring different joys. I'm not going to choose. Currently, the cats are trying to be dogs. Well, one of them is. Really hard.

13. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what is it?

Mozart's 21st piano concerto. 

14. What number am I thinking of? (Often Colbert's number is 3)

18 (that's my number. I don't care what Colbert's is)

15. Describe the rest of your life in five words.

Curious, relaxed exploration, appreciation, connection. (At least, that's what I'd like to aspire to. To quote at rather more length from a blog post of March 2016,  I hope to "keep expanding, exploring, leaping, trusting, risking, trying, while always seeking my center.")


Saturday, May 23, 2026

Still thinking about travel

We have some old friends visiting, from Denmark: Jan, a Dutch naval architect who works at the Mærsk Mc-Kinney Møller Center for Zero Carbon Shipping, and Catharina, who is communications officer for vaccine-preventable diseases at WHO (though both are about the retire, at the end of June). We met them at UC Berkeley in the 1980s, and Catharina grew up in California, so this place is well known to them, though they don't visit very often anymore. 

We've spent the past couple of days wandering our local habitat, yesterday through Monterey, along Cannery Row, and into Pacific Grove along the shore; today Elkhorn Slough (a tidal estuary) just north of us and neighboring Moss Landing, a little fishing harbor. To me these places are, well, just local places—not not special, but . . . well, they're not like wandering the Langelinie in Copenhagen and bumping into the Little Mermaid, which Jan and Catharina can do any day they feel like it (and I'm betting they very rarely do). 

And so it's been very heartening to me to experience their unbridled delight in the spots we've been encountering—it's like seeing my world through fresh eyes. Which is something I rather need, given how depressing my world has become. (Yes, that's a political comment.) They are so happy just with the weather! And yes, really, it's been perfect weather—not too hot, not too cold, some sun, not too much.

Today, at the slough, we lingered on a bench, and then on a pier, just watching the bird life—a greater yellow-legs, a long-legged shorebird, something I hadn't seen in a while; a whole herd of (Brandt's?) cormorants and brown pelicans and great egrets dashing back and forth in a watery inlet, probably after baitfish; acorn woodpeckers flitting in and out of a nesting hole in an acorn-studded dead pine. These birds are unusual for J&C, but even for us, having the chance—or rather, taking the time—to simply observe them in a leisurely fashion, what a treat. Then at Moss Landing, we stood for a good twenty, thirty minutes watching, mesmerized, as maybe seventy sea lions lounged and battled and bawled and shlumped right over one another in a sandy cove, all punctuated by the insistent cry of a seagull settled into the top of a piling, and by a circling ballet of more sea lions, fins and tails raised in a thermoregulating salute, in the water. It was quite the sight, and quite the cacophony. 

Yesterday, we ducked into a shop selling alebrijes, fanciful carved wooden animals intricately painted in bright colors, and later encountered a seventeen-year-old Sulcata, or African spurred, tortoise out for a stroll near the Pacific Grove bike path (her name is Sunny; her owner is Gary). 

Here are some pictures I've taken.

A porcupine alebrije

Gary and Sunny

A yucca flower with buzzing bees

Ed Ricketts on the rec trail

The slough—so peaceful

The mob of hunting waterfowl

A few of the sea lions (and that noisy seagull)

It's been a little bit like being on vacation—and is making me feel slightly less curmudgeonly about travel (see my last couple of posts). Because although I like being a "tourist" in my own neighborhood, I really love exploring new places, and feeling that fresh delight of strangeness and discovery—which I've also been getting a glimpse of from Jan and Catharina. Gotta find your teachers where they are.


Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Travel-bis

I said yesterday that my traveling days may be over, but of course I have a list of places I'd still like to visit. Starting with Dubrovnik, Croatia, which I've dreamed about ever since the Los Angeles Times Magazine featured it on the front page oh, fifty-five years ago (when Dubrovnik was still in Yugoslavia). I may still have that photo stuffed away in a file drawer. Yes, I would dearly love to see Dubrovnik.

Also:
Prague
Cape Town
Rio, with a hike up the hill to visit Christ the Redeemer
Angkor Wat
Barcelona
Tbilisi

I'd like to walk the Offa's Dike Path bordering Wales and England. 

I'd like to go back to Japan, which I last visited in 1982, and before that in 1965, and spend a few months wandering through all the islands. 

Oh, and yes: Namibia, where I have been, but I didn't get to the sand dunes. I'd love to see the dunes.

What's interesting, really, is thinking about what's influenced me—to want to go to some places, not others. Why aren't I eager to visit, say, Monterrey, Mexico, or Nairobi, Kenya? Mainly, maybe, because I don't have any pictures in my head of those places? 

Though yes, I'd love to go on a safari in Kenya. 

All this makes me wonder about my fellow Americans, more than half of whom don't even have a passport. 

To spend your entire life in just one place? (Because let me just project here: I doubt the people who don't have a passport have traveled very far even in their own country.)

Weird. Seriously.

Then again, the fact that so many of my fellow countrymen could vote for the current president is beyond weird. I'm pretty sure they (the billionaires excluded) don't have passports.

And there's my political rant for today. 


Monday, May 18, 2026

100. Travel

A couple of months ago—just after our illustrious leader's attack on Iran, when I anticipated that oil prices would be rising—I booked some flights, for two trips, one to Europe to visit family in Norway, with a side trip to Berlin because I've always wanted to go; the other to Brazil, for a tour scheduled for August. The Brazilian flights were all on American, so I could book them directly with the airline, and even select seats. The European flights—eight in all, as things have stacked up—I arranged through a broker, because they covered several different air carriers. 

Shortly after I made these bookings, I saw a news story saying that Lufthansa (one of our European carriers) was canceling twelve thousand flights because of anticipated chronic aviation fuel shortages. And a few weeks ago, indeed, I received a notice that one of our flights, from Berlin to Oslo, was being rebooked—four days later. Well, um, no: we had no intention of spending most of our two-week trip in Berlin. It's Oslo we are especially invested in visiting. So I directed David (who's got phone patience) to find out if there were other options—including, potentially, simply canceling that leg and taking the train and ferry. We're in no rush, and we enjoy slower travel; we could just spend a little less time in Berlin, then proceed in a leisurely fashion to our destination. But if we did that, he was told, we'd have to rebook the entire trip. Well, um, no—wasn't there another option? Turned out, yes: fly on the originally scheduled day, and stop in Copenhagen. It's a short layover, so it's risky, but at least it's (somewhat) predictable. 

And there things stood until today, when I decided it was time to book seats on those eight flights. Which I did through the original broker. And there was no problem: except—and this isn't a problem, but it is an annoyance—we were forced to pay from $20 to $139 per person per leg. Simply to book seats. Total bill: $957. When the pleasant agent suggested Travel Protection, for only $357, I thought: all this is so tenuous as it is, it's probably a good idea. Now, I tend to think of all insurance as a ripoff and a scam, but anymore, not to have insurance can end up being unacceptably risky. (Just think health insurance, especially in this benighted country.) And fortunately, we are comfortable enough that an extra $1,300 for what started out as already a rather expensive outing doesn't send my heart racing. 

All that is a long-winded way of saying, my traveling days may be coming to an end. I already hate a lot of the travel circus—TSA, nickel-and-diming simply to bring a suitcase, the ever-shrinking seating, the lack of any amenities, always being in the last group to board the plane. But now, with Trump's stupid war, airfares will only be rising and rising and rising. And even if I might be able to afford it, it irritates me no end. (Thank god, Trump's stupid passport emblazoned with his portrait seems to be by-request only, because there is no way I would ever own such a piece of trash. I briefly considered holding my nose and using that as my illustration here, but fortunately I found Michelle Obama's passport instead. Much better!)

So much of present-day life irritates me, but the skyrocketing prices, which were completely avoidable had we had a president who wasn't intent on his own self-aggrandizement, obsessed with his "deal-making," are giving me pause. Especially since I anticipate a distinct devaluation of the dollar not too long from now—also because of Trump—so who knows how long we'll feel "comfortable enough." One other uncertainty in there being David's health, because if his cancer does "wake up" and, eventually, do him in, I will lose a significant income, what with his pension and half of his Social Security, as well as his health insurance, going away. 

But see my post #99 the other day. I also refuse to live in fear. I do not have any control over any of this, and I'm doing my best not to worry. If push came to shove, I know I/we would survive. (Well, I'm pretty sure.) I'm also trying my best to celebrate what I do have. If I have to give up traveling far and wide, I am still fortunate to live in a pretty spectacular place. There are riches of the mind right here in all the books I own. I don't really need anything beyond what I have right here, right now. 

I would miss traveling, but I'm also fortunate enough to have traveled, starting when I was three. But there are plenty of alternatives, right here—including just setting off by car and exploring this continent. Not a bad idea at all. I mustn't forget that.


And ha! I made it to #100. It only took me a year and twenty-four days. I will go back to unnumbered posts. Take the pressure off!


Sunday, May 17, 2026

99. Steady on

I could have titled this entry "Sad," because that's what brought me here. Feeling sad, bereft even, at the disaster this country has become. But . . . I can't do anything about it. I can vote, and that's it. Yes, I can get out and protest, but that's for show; it doesn't accomplish anything. If the majority of people in this country are too ignorant or Fox News–informed or selfish or rich or whatever, if they really want a baby dictator and they're going to keep voting for these sycophant Republicans because it's somehow going to make their lives better? . . . well, I can't do anything about that.

But I can take care of myself. 

Today on my afternoon five-mile walk, which I try to do at least four days a week, I listened to Ezra Klein in conversation with Pema Chödrön, and it lifted my spirits. Really, all we can do is be right here, right now—which was sort of the gist of their chat. 

It reminded me, too, of the Serenity Prayer—which I've only ever heard an abbreviated version of, via Alcoholics Anonymous; not realizing it was coined by Reinhold Niebuhr. Here it is in full:

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next.
Amen. 

Me, I don't hold with a God. There's obviously an order to life, but I don't believe in a "creator." Something happened there at the start—miraculous, sure, okay—and whatever it was, it kept going. But as far as I'm concerned, it's simply organic. In the above prayer? I'd cut it off just before "Trusting." Because whoever this "He" is that might make things right? He's not anywhere to be seen. (By the same token, though, if you believe in God, I have no problem with that. I hope your faith makes it easier for you to be in the world.)

Taking this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it.

That's Buddhist acceptance. Non-suffering.  

But that doesn't mean you don't push back. You can't just accept the bullshit. Which brings me back to my starting words. 

I don't accept what Donald J. Trump, or his minions in Congress and throughout government, have done to this country. I don't. But all I can do is vote.

And so: in the meantime, I will vote, in June for a gubernatorial candidate for my state; and otherwise I will continue to try to maintain a positive presence in the world. It's the least—or maybe the most—I can do.


Saturday, May 2, 2026

Book Report: The Testament of Mary

10. Colm Tóibín, The Testament of Mary (2012) (5/1/26)

Several years ago, my sister-in-law Patty recommended this book to me as something not to read as a book but to listen to—in part for its narration by Meryl Streep. But I don't listen to books. So there the recommendation sat.

Then I happened to spend this last week with Patty and a good friend of hers, in Ashland, Oregon, and somewhere in there we all talked about audiobooks. And this one came up again. 

So today, on my seven-hour drive from Ashland home to Monterey . . . what better form of diversion than The Testament of Mary? Which is just over three hours long—and I managed to finish it off just as I arrived at Williams, halfway and with gas stations galore. Perfection!

And yes, what a good book, as delivered by Meryl. It's Mary mother of Jesus's story late in life, about two of the disciples coming now and hounding her (she's plainly rather fed up with them) for her story, and then she just gets into storytelling mode even without her auditors—she simply wants to remember her son, how he took up with "a group of misfits," then left home and began to perform miracles, and the final days, with the Crucifixion. In all of these, she's hovering in the background, or witnessing, or hearing a story secondhand and relating her take on things, her connection to it all. 

But even so, she's a force of her own. 

It's a literary Pietà, about memory and devotion, the worldly and the divine. And about a very real woman, who lost her only son.

I'd quote some of the writing, which is beautiful, but . . . I don't own the book. That's one of the things I dislike about listening: my mind is much better able to digest words on the page than words that float into my ears. This one might be a book I'd read—again, so to speak—to be able to really slow down with the passionate language and imagery. 


Tuesday, April 21, 2026

98. Ars poetica

Yesterday I posted (among other poems by Rita Dove) an ars poetica, and commented how much I enjoy these explorations of "the art of poetry." As the Poetry Foundation defines the genre, "Ars poetica . . . [refers] to a poem, treatise, or essay written by a poet about the nature, purpose, and craft of poetry itself. It acts as a 'poem about poetry,' exploring how and why poems are created, often offering advice on poetic style or defining the role of the poet." 

The term originated with the Roman poet Horace’s Epistula ad Pisones (c. 19 BC), a 476-line letter advising on poetic craft (conciseness, unity, and style). In it he wrote, "As is painting, so is poetry: some pieces will strike you more if you stand near, and some, if you are at a greater distance: one loves the dark; another, which is not afraid of the critic’s subtle judgment, chooses to be seen in the light; the one has pleased once the other will give pleasure if ten times repeated."

The term is also well known from Archibald MacLeish's poem, with its pithy final couplet:

Ars Poetica 

A poem should be palpable and mute
As a globed fruit,

Dumb
As old medallions to the thumb,

Silent as the sleeve-worn stone
Of casement ledges where the moss has grown—

A poem should be wordless
As the flight of birds.

*

A poem should be motionless in time
As the moon climbs,

Leaving, as the moon releases
Twig by twig the night-entangled trees,

Leaving, as the moon behind the winter leaves,
Memory by memory the mind—

A poem should be motionless in time
As the moon climbs.

*

A poem should be equal to:
Not true.

For all the history of grief
An empty doorway and a maple leaf.

For love
The leaning grasses and two lights above the sea—

A poem should not mean
But be.


But what brought me here today was stumbling (good ol' FB) on the following poem, which got me searching for more, a couple of which I present to you here. (There are many, many, many more.)

Mugged by Poetry

by Dorianne Laux

—for Tony Hoagland, who sent me a handmade chapbook made from old postcards called OMIGOD POETRY with a whale breaching off the coast of New Jersey and seven of his favorite poems by various authors typed up, taped on, and tied together with a broken shoelace.

Reading a good one can make me love the one who wrote it,
as well as the animal or element or planet or person
the poet wrote it for. I end up as I always do,
flat on my back like a drunk in the grass, loving the world.
Like right now, I'm reading a poem called "Summer"
by John Ashbery, whose poems I never much cared for,
and suddenly in the dead of winter, There is that sound
like the wind / Forgetting in the branches that means
something / Nobody can translate . . . I fall in love
with that line, can actually hear it (not the line
but the wind) and it's summer again and I forget
I don't like John Ashbery poems. So I light a cigarette
and read another by Zbigniew Herbert, a poet
I've always admired but haven't read enough of, called
"To Marcus Aurelius" that begins Good night Marcus
put out the light / and shut the book For overhead / is raised
a gold alarm of stars . . . First of all I suddenly love
anyone with the name Zbigniew. Second of all I love
anyone who speaks in all sincerity to the dead
and by doing so brings that personage back to life,
plunging a hand through the past to flip on the light.
The astral physics of it just floors me. Third of all
is that "gold alarm of stars . . ." By now I'm a goner,
and even though I have to get up tomorrow at 6 am
I forge ahead and read "God's Justice" by Anne Carson,
another whose poems I'm not overly fond of
but don't actively disdain. I keep reading one line
over and over, hovering above it like a speckled starling
spying on the dragonfly with turquoise dots all down its back
like Lauren Bacall. Like Lauren Bacall!! Well hell,
I could do this all night. I could be in love like this
for the rest of my life, with everything in the expanding
universe and whatever else might be beyond it
that we can't grind a lens big enough to see. I light up
another smoke, maybe the one that will kill me,
and go outside to listen to the moon scalding
the iced trees. What, I ask you, will become of me?


Ars Poetica

by José Olivarez

Migration is derived from the word “migrate,” which is a verb defined by Merriam-Webster as “to move from one country, place, or locality to another.” Plot twist: migration never ends. My parents moved from Jalisco, México to Chicago in 1987. They were dislocated from México by capitalism, and they arrived in Chicago just in time to be dislocated by capitalism. Question: is migration possible if there is no “other” land to arrive in. My work: to imagine. My family started migrating in 1987 and they never stopped. I was born mid-migration. I’ve made my home in that motion. Let me try again: I tried to become American, but America is toxic. I tried to become Mexican, but México is toxic. My work: to do more than reproduce the toxic stories I inherited and learned. In other words: just because it is art doesn’t mean it is inherently nonviolent. My work: to write poems that make my people feel safe, seen, or otherwise loved. My work: to make my enemies feel afraid, angry, or otherwise ignored. My people: my people. My enemies: capitalism. Susan Sontag: “victims are interested in the representation of their own 
sufferings.” Remix: survivors are interested in the representation of their own survival. My work: survival. Question: Why poems? Answer:


Another, longer, prose example is "Manifesto, or Ars Poetica #2" by Krista Franklin.


Ars Poetica

by Joseph Millar (who happens to be Dorianne Laux's husband)

Your friends tell you the writing
is good but you’re not actually buying it—
so much idle conversation, you think,
overheard through a hotel window
by a cab driver half asleep in the sun
instead of an ode or a psalm—

and waiting near the ER for your wife
who has just broken her arm,
reading a translation of Hafez or Tagore
can make you feel godless and small
since you’re not Neil Young or François Villon
though on such a day or night as this
you hear the footsteps along the sidewalk
and here comes the old shadow again
like the promise of late-season rain
which you hope will keep falling
into the earth, its rivers and deserts,
its alleys and streets
and the wild and wastrel ocean.


Essay on Craft

by Ocean Vuong (whose reading you can listen to here)

Because the butterfly’s yellow wing
flickering in black mud
was a word
stranded by its language.
Because no one else
was coming — & I ran
out of reasons.
So I gathered fistfuls
of  ash, dark as ink,
hammered them
into marrow, into
a skull thick
enough to keep
the gentle curse
of  dreams. Yes, I aimed
for mercy — 
but came only close
as building a cage
around the heart. Shutters
over the eyes. Yes,
I gave it hands
despite knowing
that to stretch that clay slab
into five blades of light,
I would go
too far. Because I, too,
needed a place
to hold me. So I dipped
my fingers back
into the fire, pried open
the lower face
until the wound widened
into a throat,
until every leaf shook silver
with that god
-awful scream
& I was done.
& it was human.


Finally, I refer you to a Ploughshares article that briefly explores three contemporary ars poeticas: Dana Levin's "Ars Poetica (cocoons)," Terrance Hayes's "Ars Poetica with Bacon," and Dorothea Lasky's "Ars Poetica." Frank O'Hara's "Why I Am Not a Painter" is another, slant example of an ars poetica.

Poetry Foundation has a "learning prompt" on the genre, which includes the following questions:

Why do you write? Who do you write for?
What do you write about?
What does writing do for you? What do you want writing to do for other people?
What do you find limiting about writing?
What does not show up in your poems or in “traditional poetry” that you wish did?
Where have you been? Where are you going?
What’s a story people should know about you?
What do you want?
What did you used to think? What do you think now?
What or who do you love? What or who do you detest?

Answer those, and you can write your own! 


Monday, April 20, 2026

97. Rita Dove, poet

I know the name Rita Dove, but I don't know her work. But as FB does so well (or so annoyingly, depending on the subject), yesterday for some reason it served Rita Dove up in my stream. It was a photo from 1977 of her and her then-thirty-year-old husband Fred, on Padre Island, Texas, posted on the occasion of Fred's 79th birthday. And because I looked more closely at that entry, Rita showed up again later in my feed, with a reference to a NYT essay by Roger Rosenblatt, a "love letter to old ladies." 

Now, Rita Dove is only 73, which I don't think qualifies just yet as an "old lady." But I'm glad he included her, because that essay caused me to seek her out. Here's what he says about her:

My friend the sublime poet Rita Dove wrote lyrical poems as a young woman. They were innocent explorations of wonder. In her later poems she has become a sassy, punning old lady in the know. A recent book, “Playlist for the Apocalypse,” shows her in control of all she sees. I did a reading with her a couple of years ago. I was floored by her quiet self-assurance — like an orchestra conductor, in command of all the instruments in the world.

Rita Dove was the first African American Poet Laureate of the United States (1993–95) and won the Pulitzer Prize for her third collection, Thomas and Beulah (1986). She is now vice president for literature at the American Academy of Arts and Letters and Henry Hoyns Professor of Creative Writing at the University of Virginia, Charlottesville, where she has taught since 1989. Her honors and activities go on and on; you can read more about her here.

So here are just a few of her poems, including a prose poem. I am already looking forward to reading more. The first one is from Playlist for the Apocalypse (2021).

Prose in a Small Space

It’s supposed to be prose if it runs on and on, isn’t it?  All those words, too many to fall into rank and file, stumbling bareassed drunk onto the field reporting for duty, yessir, spilling out as shamelessly as the glut from a megabillion dollar chemical facility, just the amount of glittering effluvium it takes to transport a little girl across a room, beige carpet thick under her oxfords, curtains blowzy with spring — is that the scent of daffodils drifting in?

Daffodils don’t smell but prose doesn’t care.  Prose likes to hear itself talk; prose is development and denouement, anticipation hovering near the canapés, lust rampant in the antipasta — e.g., a silver fork fingered sadly as the heroine crumples a linen napkin in her lap to keep from crying out at the sight of Lord Campion’s regal brow inclined tenderly toward the wealthy young widow . . . prose applauds such syntactical dalliances.

Then is it poetry if it’s confined?  Trembling along its axis, a flagpole come alive in high wind, flapping its radiant sleeve for attention — Over here! It’s me! — while the white spaces (air, field, early morning silence before the school bell) shape themselves around that one bright seizure . . . and if that’s so what do we have here, a dream or three paragraphs?  We have white space too; is this music?  As for all the words left out, banging at the gates . . . we could let them in, but where would we go with our orders, our stuttering pride?


The next one is from the October 20, 2025, New Yorker, and it gets at what Rosenblatt called her sassiness. You can hear Rita read it here.

For the Birds 

Cardinal Rule No. 1: Duck
if necessary. Don’t be
the canary in the coal mine
unless you like playing cards
with the devil and his stool pigeons.
Usually, the unassuming won’t show up
onscreen; no one remembers enough
to describe the ordinary wren
nesting in the elm outside their window
after the eagle swoops down
for a snack. So much for blending in:
Who’s the turkey now?


Here are a couple from 1989:

Canary

Billie Holiday’s burned voice
had as many shadows as lights,
a mournful candelabra against a sleek piano,
the gardenia her signature under that ruined face.

(Now you’re cooking, drummer to bass,
magic spoon, magic needle.
Take all day if you have to
with your mirror and your bracelet of song.)

Fact is, the invention of women under siege
has been to sharpen love in the service of myth.

If you can’t be free, be a mystery.

The Breathing and the Endless News

Every god is lonely, an exile
composed of parts: elk horn,
cloven hoof. Receptacle

for wishes, each god is empty
without us, penitent,
raking our yards into windblown piles. . . . 

Children know this; they are
the trailings of gods. Their eyes
hold nothing at birth then fill slowly

with the myth of ourselves. Not so the dolls,
out for the count, each toe pouting from
the slumped-over toddler clothes:

no blossoming there. So we 
give our children dolls, and
they know just what to do—

line them up and shoot them.
With every execution
doll and god grow stronger.


Finally, here's one from 1987, because I'm a sucker for ars poeticas:

Ars Poetica

Thirty miles to the only decent restaurant
was nothing, a blink
in the long dull stare of Wyoming.
Halfway there the unknown but terribly
important essayist yelled Stop!
I wanna be in this;
and walked fifteen yards into the land
before sky bore down and he came running,
crying Jesus—there's nothing out there!

I once met an Australian novelist
who told me he never learned to cook
because it robbed creative energy.
What he wanted most was
to be mute; he stacked up pages;
he entered each day with an ax.

What I want is this poem to be small,
a ghost town
on the larger map of wills.
Then you can pencil me in as a hawk:
a traveling x-marks-the-spot.

I could go on and on, but this gives a taste. You can find more of her poems at the Poetry Foundation, and I'll end with a documentary film made in 2014 by Eduardo Montes-Bradley. I haven't watched it yet, but I will.



Saturday, April 18, 2026

Book Report: The Question of Bruno

9. Aleksandar Hemon, The Question of Bruno (2000) (4/15/26)

This book is labeled "stories," and although I expect not all of the eight stories are completely autobiographical (the book is not labeled "memoir"), they all ring true to lived experience. Hemon was born in Sarajevo (then Yugoslavia) in 1964, and made his way to the U.S. in 1992, where he has lived since.

The Question of Bruno begins with "Islands," relating in short sections aspects of a childhood holiday on an island off the Bosnian coast—family interactions, family stories, that place and time. Some of the family stories are of atrocities under Stalin, but these are (almost) overwhelmed by swims in the sea and wonderful feasts, sweet interactions with loved ones. 

The next two stories are about an imagined forester, Alphonse Kauders, presented as a work of research, and a real spy, Richard Sorge, who informs the young Aleksandar's imaginings about his own father as a spy—though the truth proves sadder. 

"The Accordion" takes us to the moment when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in June 1914—and a relative of Hemon's happened to be in the throng, playing his accordion.

"Exchange of Pleasant Words" recounts a family reunion—a Hemoniad—following the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics, with attendant family history stretching from Ukraine and Bosnia back to Brittany and even Greece.

"A Coin" consists of love letters that focus on survival: getting from point A to point B in Sarajevo without being dropped by a sniper, and all the life lived in between.

"Blind Jozef Pronek & Dead Souls" (the title is a reference to the narrator's youthful rock band in Sarajevo) is about a young man who comes to the U.S. and ends up staying, though he doesn't speak the language and he has no prospects. But he makes do, working all manner of odd jobs. (The book's title comes from this chapter, where a doddery old woman keeps asking, "Where's Bruno?")

And finally, there's "Imitation of Life," told from the perspective of a young boy in Tito's Sarajevo. The "imitation" concerns movies—all the stories we tell and are told, all the stories we want to believe. 

It took me a while to finish this book, though it's short. I liked it well enough at the start, but by the end I was a bit bored by all the "telling detail." The first few stories grabbed me the most. Still, I'm glad I read it. It gives a good perspective on lives that I do not know first-hand: lives in wartorn places, the immigrant's life. It stirs up imagination and empathy, both of which seem to be lacking these days...


Saturday, April 11, 2026

96. Just poking around the universe

This afternoon the Artemis II successfully completed its mission with a splashdown in the Pacific Ocean. Wonderful! Big applause for the dreaming, for the science, for the engineering, for getting some new glimpses of our fragile planet from space and for totally new views of the moon's backside! 

Meanwhile, I've been wondering how the ship slowed down from its 24,000 mph hurtle through deep space to a mere 17 mph as it approached the Earth's surface. I haven't found answers that satisfy me—those that I have found include aerobraking and eleven parachutes. (The best source of information I found was a thread on Reddit, but still—I'd really love a nifty video direct from NASA. NASA—do you hear me?) 

Anyway, as I wandered through the internet, I got to wondering about our atmosphere—which was ostensibly helping to put the brakes on the Artemis II. And once again, as so often, I realized (with some delight: there's so much to learn!) how ignorant I am. Check out this rather simplistic illustration:

So, what really slays me here is the Thermosphere, with temperatures from 930°F to 3600°F. This right after the Mesosphere, with a high temp of 5°F. What? And then, beyond the Thermosphere: absolute zero. How is that even possible? 

As a certain scientific type in this household explained, it doesn't mean the Thermosphere is hot. There are very, very few molecules out there. But what molecules there are (mainly atomic and molecular oxygen, molecular nitrogen, and atomic helium), they have a high temperature. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that. Why are they so high-temp? (The short answer is that they directly absorb intense, high-energy UV and X-ray radiation from the sun.) 

And now I'm resisting doing further research into the auroras—are they super high-temp too? But not hot? What is hot? What is cold? What exactly is an aurora? I'm so confused...

And then finally, I'm not even sure where this came from—it could be Mr. Science mentioned it—I learned that Elon Musk has launched over 10,000 LEO (low earth-orbit) Starlink satellites in the last seven years (since 2019). His plan is to have 1 million satellites as orbital data centers, "addressing the immense energy needs of AI on Earth." The 10,000 are already making earth-based astronomy harder to do. But 1 million? And for AfuckingI?I am beyond horrified.

Until last year, said satellites orbited at 550 km (340 miles), but they've now lowered the orbit to 480 km (298 miles) "to increase safety by reducing space debris and enabling faster re-entry of inactive satellites." Now I need to find out what "re-entry of inactive satellites" actually means.  

There's so much I don't know. But I have to say, it was a relief to venture imaginatively into space today, and avoid the earth-bound news, which never fails to be infuriating anymore. 


Saturday, April 4, 2026

Book Report: Purgatory Ridge

8. William Kent Krueger, Purgatory Ridge (2001) (4/3/26)

Book #3 in the Cork O'Connor series (my reports on the first two are here and here), about an ex-sheriff in the small northern Minnesota town of Aurora. Cork is half Ojibwe, and the town is cheek by jowl with an Indian reservation, so some of the plot elements tie in with the cultural tensions following an explosion at a lumber mill in which a Native elder is killed. Accident? eco-terror? What about the nearby stand of white pines: who should have access, those who revere the Old Grandfathers, as the trees are known, as sacred, or the owner of the lumber mill, Karl Lindstrom, who after all provides employment to a good number of townsfolk? 

The book opens, however, with a twelve-year-old incident on Lake Superior when, in a violent storm, an ore carrier sinks and all but one aboard die. The one who survives, half-Native John LePere, has been a wreck ever since, mourning his lost younger brother and eking out a living as a janitor at the local Indian casino. And then Lindstrom builds a fancy house on the inlet across from John's cabin. His wife happens to be the heiress of the shipping line whose ore carrier sank. John's resentment, and pain over his brother's death, only grow. And then he meets a man who's (obviously) got things on his mind other than finding personal peace—like, shaking things up, and maybe getting his hands on vast amounts of money.

In the midst of all this, Cork is treading a tender line as he reunites, after mutual extramarital affairs, with his wife, Jo, a lawyer who represents, among others, the local Natives. She gets drawn into the lumber mill explosion, and Cork tags along. Cork bumps up against a few eco-warriors, and wonders what their involvement in the incident might be. He can't seem to keep his nose out of all the goings-on. And as he is the former sheriff, the various authorities—current sheriff, FBI, the state version of the FBI, etc.—let him keep nosing around.

Then Jo and their son, Stevie, are kidnapped, along with the heiress and her son. It's about here, halfway through, that the book becomes, as they say, unputdownable. And there is where I'll stop with the summary. Even my summary so far is sketchy at best—though I bet you can guess who might be behind the kidnapping. It's a pretty good book, and the dénouement did surprise me (not that I consider it convincing, but heck, it's genre fiction, not real life). 

I think now that I'll be giving Krueger a rest for a while. Then again, I do find it hard to resist a good thriller, and the three so far qualify. We'll see. The next one's called Blood Hollow, so if I continue on my alphabetical pattern at the present pace, it'll be up in, oh, five months. But maybe I'll find something more compelling for B. It'll probably depend on how demanding A was . . . 

And now, on to Q! Which I thought I'd skip, but then, scanning my shelves for an R book, what should jump up and wave its arms but a book of short stories, The Question of Bruno. My decision has been made. (I do love this method of choosing what to read next. And if whatever book lands in my hands just doesn't engage me, onto the discard pile it goes, and off I go in search of an alternative. If Bruno proves unsatisfying, I will be skipping Q. But here's hoping.)


Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Book Report: One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This

7. Omar El Akkad, One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This (2025) (3/29/26)

On October 25, 2023, the journalist and writer Omar El Akkad wrote on X: "One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this."

He was writing about Gaza—and about the West, about privilege, about power structures and power plays. He was writing about death and destruction, about lives turned topsy-turvy. And to what end? What does all the killing actually accomplish? Isn't it, simply, abhorrent?

This book is an extension of that tweet.

In it, he provides many anecdotes, which I found easy enough to grasp—anecdotes about love, about confusion, about power, about yearnings, about life's meaning, also about atrocities. He also interrogates this world order, and I found his polemics harder to get a handle on. He has plenty to criticize, but I ended up—as so often in these circumstances—unsure just what we are to do about it all.

El Akkad was born in Egypt, grew up in Qatar, is now a US citizen. From early on, he experienced the capriciousness of the world order as his father, who worked in the hotel business (think: capitalism, think: third world), tried to follow a career. He brings all those identities to bear here, in what is essentially a critique of western liberalism. 

Lord knows, we are living in a bizarre time when nothing much makes sense. Not Gaza. Not Trump. Not Ukraine. Now, not Iran. I read the news daily, and feel ever more alienated from what I've always thought of as "my country," of "the world." 

Maybe I need to read this book again, slower. Maybe I just need to accept that it will never make sense. That there's so much hatred in the world, so much desperate scrabbling for power.

Although as El Akkad reminds us at the end of his book, while atrocity is rampant, maybe the opposite is indeed stronger: kindness and love, caring and humanity. The final paragraph is this:

It is not so hard to believe, even during the worst of things, that courage is the more potent contagion. That there are more invested in solidarity than annihilation. That just as it has always been possible to look away, it is always possible to stop looking away. None of this evil was ever necessary. Some carriages are gilded and others lacquered in blood, but the same engine pulls us all. We dismantle it now, build another thing entirely, or we hurtle toward the cliff, safe in the certainty that, when the time comes, we'll learn to lay tracks on air. 

But: Evil is never necessary. We don't ride around in carriages. There is no cliff. We can't fly. I mean, I get the sentiments, but I guess I'm just overwhelmed by the fact that there are too many of us, and we seem to be ever more at odds. And there is so much fear and hatred, cruelty and greed in the world. That, I don't get. But it's a fact. I would absolutely love it if, today, we could all agree that we've always been against... all the suffering, all the heartache, all the death, all the turmoil. But that doesn't seem to be the human condition. How strange, that we would choose such a state of being. How absolutely strange.

In the meantime, however, I vote, as I have done in every election for 52 years. It often feels meaningless: I live in California; my vote for president has 1/4 the weight of a vote in Wyoming thanks to the stinking electoral college. On Saturday I waved my flag with 10,000(!) others at our local No Kings protest. It feels so small. But it's something.

Sorry, I've not really covered much about this book. You have to read it yourself. Let me know what you think.

And now, after two O books in a row, it's on to P.

Monday, March 30, 2026

95. Essays, part II

The other day I shared a multi-part list of essays from Summer Brennan's Substack "A Writer's Notebook" and her weeklong "essay camp." Here are the rest of the essays she recommends.

Day 4

"Passing Mary Oliver at Dawn," by Summer Brennan, 764 words, 3-minute read
"A Woman's Work: Home Economics," by Carolita Johnson, 1,075 words, 5 minutes
"Natural Intelligence," by Maria Popova, 1,538 words, 6 minutes
"The Face That Replicates," by Katy Kelleher, 2,620 words, 10 minutes
"The Heaviest Pain in the World," by Rob Delaney, 4,240 words, 17 minutes
"Chicxulub," by T. Coraghessan Boyle (a short story), 4,374 words, 18 minutes
"Dreamers in Broad Daylight: Ten Conversations," by Leslie Jamison, 7,271 words, 29 minutes
"The Reenchanted World," by Karl Ove Knausgaard, 10,766 words, 43 minutes
"Ugly, Bitter, and True," by Suzanne Rivecca, about 16,000 words, 1 hour 10 minutes
"Bluets," by Maggie Nelson, about 28,000 words, 2 hours

Day 5

"A Word for Autumn," by A. A. Milne, 892 words, 4 minutes
"Living Like Weasels," by Annie Dillard, 1,585 words, 6 minutes
"On Self-Respect," by Joan Didion, 1,826 words, 7 minutes
"Uncanny the Winging That Comes from Certain Husks," by Joy Williams, 2,251 words, 9 minutes
"Scent Makes a Place," by Katy Kelleher, 2,700 words, 11 minutes
"Frog," by Anne Fadiman, 6,019 words, 24 minutes
"When I Met the Pope," by Patricia Lockwood, 6,604 words, 26 minutes
"Shipping Out," by David Foster Wallace, about 20,000 words, 1 hour 20 minutes

And that's it! Plenty of reading material, most of which I've never encountered. 


Saturday, March 28, 2026

94. Louise Glück, poet

Witchgrass

Something
comes into the world unwelcome
calling disorder, disorder—

If you hate me so much
don’t bother to give me
a name: do you need
one more slur
in your language, another
way to blame
one tribe for everything—

as we both know,
if you worship
one god, you only need
One enemy—

I’m not the enemy.
Only a ruse to ignore
what you see happening
right here in this bed,
a little paradigm
of failure. One of your precious flowers
dies here almost every day
and you can’t rest until
you attack the cause, meaning
whatever is left, whatever
happens to be sturdier
than your personal passion—

It was not meant
to last forever in the real world.
But why admit that, when you can go on
doing what you always do,
mourning and laying blame,
always the two together.

I don’t need your praise
to survive. I was here first,
before you were here, before
you ever planted a garden.
And I’ll be here when only the sun and moon
are left, and the sea, and the wide field.

I will constitute the field.



The Wild Iris

At the end of my suffering
there was a door.

Hear me out: that which you call death
I remember.

Overhead, noises, branches of the pine shifting.
Then nothing. The weak sun
flickered over the dry surface.

It is terrible to survive
as consciousness
buried in the dark earth.

Then it was over: that which you fear, being
a soul and unable
to speak, ending abruptly, the stiff earth
bending a little.  And what I took to be
birds darting in low shrubs.

You who do not remember
passage from the other world
I tell you I could speak again: whatever
returns from oblivion returns
to find a voice:

from the center of my life came
a great fountain, deep blue
shadows on azure sea water.




Wednesday, March 25, 2026

93. Essays, part I

The other day an email appeared in my inbox heralding a weeklong event that I (sort of) participated in last year, and so I'm on the list for this year too, it seems. It's called "Essay Camp," and its on the Substack called "A Writer's Notebook" by Summer Brennan. The point being to write an essay over the next week. Simple, huh?

Yeah, sure.

Michel de Montaigne,
father of the essay
Summer writes this: "An essay is famously defined as 'an attempt.' That is the root of the word. It means to try—but try to do what? To understand, to clarify, to persuade, to compare, to connect, to remember, to preserve. An essay can be long or short, personal or impersonal. It can express a truth or explain a stance, introduce an idea or marry two seemingly unrelated ideas together. In that trying, the author’s thought process is often visible on the page. To write an essay is to reach for something, not so much to explain as to explore."

As so often, I take a look, and yes! these seem like wonderful exercises. And as so often, I then wander on to some other distraction, thinking maybe I'll just collect all six or however many days' worth and then—one day when my slate is as clean as can be—sit down and really apply myself. 

Seventy-plus years on this planet, and I still have no self-awareness!

Anyway, the reason I'm writing all this today is to catalog the "exemplary essays" that Summer mentions at the end of each day's assignment. Reading essays, she points out, is a critical exercise as we tiptoe into the murky waters that are our own lives and try to make sense of what we find.

This is part I, presenting the first three days of "Essay Camp." I'll tackle the second half in a future post. And apologies to Summer for stealing wholesale. If you're interested in her Substack, you can find it here.

On day 1, it was "some familiar classics that show variety in length, subject, and style." I've read many of these, but they are all worth a revisit:

"Tiny Beautiful Things," by Cheryl Strayed, 896 words, 4 minute read
"The Death of the Moth," by Virginia Woolf, 1,175 words, 5 minutes
"A Good Café on the Place St-Michel," from A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway, 1,639 words, 6 minutes
"Me Talk Pretty One Day," by David Sedaris, 1,847 words, 9 minutes
"Shooting an Elephant," by George Orwell, 3,283 words, 12 minutes
"Night Walks," by Charles Dickens, 3,788 words, 14 minutes
"Goodbye to All That," by Joan Didion, about 4,000 words, 18 minutes
"Total Eclipse," by Annie Dillard, 5,589 words, 22 minutes
"Notes on 'Camp,'" by Susan Sontag, about 6,000 wordes, 24 minutes
"Equal in Paris," by James Baldwin, 6,775 words, 28 minutes
"The Fourth State of Matter," by Jo Ann Beard, about 7,200 words, 30 minutes
"Consider the Lobster," by David Foster Wallace, about 7,500 words, 32 minutes

Day 2

"Ghost Story," by Maggie Smith, 618 words, 2.5 minutes
"The Smoker," by Ottessa Moshfegh, 1,098 words, 4 minutes
"The Invitation," by Barry Lopez, 1,758 words, 7 minutes
"Alone in the Kitchen with an Eggplant," from Home Cooking by Laurie Colwin, 1,673 words, 7 minutes
"Kevin Brazil," by Kevin Brazil, 3,090 woreds, 12 minutes
"On Keeping a Notebook," by Joan Didion, 3,052 words, 12 minutes
"Joy," by Zadie Smith, 2,868 words, 12 minutes
"The Youth in Asia," by David Sedaris, 3,294 words, 13 minutes
"The Terror of Love," by Samantha Irby, 3,570 words, 13 minutes
"A Toast Story," by John Gravois, 3,838 words, 15 minutes
"Dear Friend, from My Life I Write to You in Your Life," by Yiyun Li, 3,948 words, 15 minutes
"The Curse," by Alexander Chee, 4,924 words, 20 minutes
"My Instagram," by Dayna Tortorici, 8,323 words, 33 minutes

Day 3

"Things That Appear Ugly or Troubling but upon Closer Inspection Are Beautiful," by Gretchen Legler, 468 words, 2 minutes
"Love Songs: I'm Your Man," by Laurie Stone, 722 words, 3 minutes
"The Negreeting," in The Book of Delights by Ross Gay, 722 words, 3 minutes
"Rape Joke," by Patricia Lockwood, 1,266 words, 5 minutes
"An Almanac of Birds," by Maria Popova, 2,141 words, 8 minutes
"Fuck the Bread. The Bread Is Over," by Sabrina Orah Mark, 1,627 words, 8 minutes
"Periwinkle, the Color of Poison, Modernism, and Dusk," by Katy Kelleher, 2,053 words, 8 minutes
"Quitting," by John Phipps, 2,226 words, 9 minutes
"What the Black Woman Thinks about Women's Lib," by Toni Morrison, 3,878 words, 15 minutes
"One Four Two Five Old Sunset Trail," by Joy Williams, 3,936 words, 16 minutes
"Welcome to Dog World," by Blair Braverman, 7, 485 words, 30 minutes

Even if I have to cattle-prod myself to sit down and write essays, it's theoretically quite possible to sit down and read them, and so get some inspiration. 

Part II will follow when Summer has finished presenting this iteration of "Essay Camp."


Book Report: On Beauty

6. Zadie Smith, On Beauty (2005) (3/24/26)

I enjoyed this book well enough. The writing itself is spectacular, and Smith has an amazing way with dialogue. She gives us all the trickiness of interpersonal relationships, whether that comes from the passage of time, differing philosophies of life, class and race disparities, or simply assumptions made. 

The story, which a NYT book review tells me is based loosely on E. M. Forster's Howards End (which I have not read), focuses on a family living in an upscale Boston neighborhood, where the father, 57-year-old Howard Belsey, is a tenureless art historian, white and British, who has recently cheated on his wife, Kiki, African-American and a nurse, less intellectual but certainly not stupid. They have three children, two in college, one still in high school but increasingly hanging out with some Haitian rights activists. Howard's rival, a Trinidadian scholar, comes to town, a visiting professor at Howard's Ivy League–ish college—they both study Rembrandt, drawing very different conclusions about his work, his intentions; and they occupy opposite ends of the political spectrum. This man, Monty, also has a wife and two children, all of whom are woven into the story. And there's a rapper who stumbles into this rarefied environment.

All of which are just some of the characters and details of a constantly shifting story of constantly shifting self-understandings and desires, of time passing and connections made and lost, of strivings and settlings and abandonments, of power plays and deep satisfactions and regrets. It's life.

When I say I enjoyed it "well enough," I'm not sure if I mean I wasn't quite in the mood for what amounts to a multiple-character study, that I would have appreciated a bit more of a plot, or a, I dunno, point? What I'm left with most is how accomplished the writing is, but the story itself is more like a kaleidoscope, giving me no fixed image. Except possibly the very end, where Howard is finally presenting his lecture that could, he hopes, win him tenure—only, in the confusion of reaching the venue late, he left his notes in the car. 

Howard pressed the red button again. A picture came up. He waited a minute and then pressed it once more. Another picture. He kept pressing. People appeared: angels and staalmeesters and merchants and surgeons and students and writers and peasants and kings and the artist himself. And the artist himself. And the artist himself. The man from Pomona began to nod appreciatively. Howard pressed the red button. He could hear Jack French saying to his eldest son, in his characteristically loud whisper: You see, Ralph, the order is meaningful. Howard pressed the red button. Nothing happened. He had come to the end of the line. He looked out and spotted Kiki, smiling into her lap. The rest of the audience were faintly frowning at the back wall. Howard turned his head and looked at the picture behind him.
     'Hendrickje Bathing, 1654,' croaked Howard and said no more.
     On the wall, a pretty, blousy Dutch woman in a simple white smock paddled in water up to her calves. Howard's audience looked at her and then at Howard and then at the woman once more, awaiting elucidation. The woman, for her part, looked away, coyly, into the water. She seemed to be considering whether to wade deeper. The surface of the water was dark, reflective—a cautious bather could not be certain of what lurked beneath. Howard looked at Kiki. In her face, his life. Kiki looked up suddenly at Howard—not, he thought, unkindly. Howard said nothing. Another silent minute passed. The audience began to mutter perplexedly. Howard made the picture larger on the wall as Smith had explained to him how to do. The woman's fleshiness filled the wall. He looked out into the audience once more and saw Kiki only. He smiled at her. She smiled. She looked away, but she smiled. Howard looked back at the woman on the wall, Rembrandt's love, Hendrickje. Though her hands were imprecise blurs, painted heaped on paint and roiled with the brush, the rest of her skin had been expertly rendered in all its variety—chalky whites and lively pinks, the underlying blue of her veins and the ever present human hint of yellow, intimation of what is to come.

That's how the book ends: the final paragraphs. (It doesn't spoil anything—well, nothing important—to quote it.) It reminds me of One Hundred Years of Solitude, which I likewise made my way through enjoying the writing but not quite sure what it all added up to—until the final page, which knocked me out it was so exquisite. This rich book might also transform in my mind from "good enough" to eternally memorable. I guess time will tell.


Sunday, March 22, 2026

92. Toes

We took a walk this afternoon at one of our favorite dog-walk spots—only today, no dog. (Sad.) As we made our way back to the car we were walking on sandy trails, and I noticed some one-toed footprints. Horses. Which got us wondering what other one-toed beasts there are. 

Wikipedia to the rescue:

Horses, asses, and zebras, also rhinoceroses, also tapirs—three families, comprising 17 species—all belong to the order of ungulates known as Perissodactyla, meaning odd-toed. Meaning that these animals have reduced the weight-bearing toes to three or one of the original five. (Though tapirs have four toes in front, three in back, so they're a bit of an anomaly.)

The other order of (mostly) ungulates is the Artiodactyla, representing 270 species. Think pigs, peccaries, hippopotamuses, antelopes, deer, giraffes, camels, llamas, alpacas, sheep, goats, and cattle. Even the Cetaceae—dolphins and other toothed whales, baleen whales too (this blows my mind)—are sometimes placed in the Artiodactyla order of Euungulata. They don't even have toes! But they are closely related to hippos. Who knew.

Humans, may I remind you, are in the order Primates, 500 species strong. Our toes don't figure into that categorization. And the rest of the mammals? There are over 20 orders in all:
rodentia (representing 40% of all mammal species)
chiroptera (bats)
insectivores (moles, shrews, hedgehogs)
carnivora (dogs, cats, bears, raccoons, skunks, mongooses, weasels, and more)
lagomorphs (rabbits, hares, pikas)
proboscids (elephants)
pilosa (anteaters and sloths)
cingulata (armadillos)
sirenia (dugongs and manatees)
the marsupials: kangaroos, koalas, and wombats; opossums; bandicoots (three orders)
monotremes (platypus and echidnas)
and don't forget the pangolins, aardvarks, flying lemurs, and tree and elephant shrews

Sometimes I find it easier to try to puzzle out these various connections of our natural world than to try to make sense of human . . . what word do I want here? bullshit, malarkey, tragedy, stupidity, hubris, sad sad sad sadness. 

Maybe it's more convenient to parse a Grèvys zebra from a plains zebra, a chimpanzee from a bonobo. But shouldn't we be figuring out how to live human with human?